That Exists: People With Ninja Turtle Noses
Because, the internet, that's why, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses is a real website that exists where you can submit a picture of someone with a Ninja Turtle face for a nose. Now I've been looking at mine in the mirror for like ten minutes but I can't decide which turtle to make it. Ooooooooor whether to just cut it off to spite my face. You hear that, face?! F*** you for being so ugly! *tapping microphone* I swear, my face is so ugly I can't fall asleep because God doesn't want to waste any beauty rest on me. I mean, my face is so ugly it looks like I entered a cinderblock pie eating contest. Seriously, my face is so ugly my mom tied a steak around my neck hoping the dog would eat me. Compared to yours though I look like f***ing Adonis. BU-BU-BU-BURN!
Hit the jump for a couple more, but check out the Tumblr for a ton more that keep pouring in.
Thanks to kendra, Damien and bb, who agree People with Penis Noses probably already exists. Really?! *stops making website*
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These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →
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Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow a... / Continue →
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This is the very impressive Krang in his mechanical suit outfit made by theRPF user TVsRobLowe for a Halloween costume contest. I really think he captured the lifelessness of Krang's android body perfectly. Also, I have a pair of big red underwear just like those. "Who cares... / Continue →
