SPOILER ALERT: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Or uncle. I don't know, I've never seen Star Trax!
This is a video of 4-year Faris watching the "no, I am your father" scene in 'The Empire Strikes Back' for the first time. His reaction is priceless. Mine? Mine was the price of renting a steam-cleaner from the grocery store (I emptied a stomachful of beans & weenies on the living room carpet).
Hit the jump for the very worthwhile video.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - Remember When You Felt the Same Way? [nerdbastards]
Thanks to BO55, aaron and Luke I am your deadbeat dad, who all remember feeling icky for wishing they were Luke and kissing on Leia. Ugh, SAME. And to Princess Yum Yum, who agrees the most important part about watching a movie is the candy you smuggle in.