This is a video of a little girl that has trouble differentiating between an iPad and magazines. Why you'd even let such a young, impressionable girl read fashion magazines like Bazaar and Marie Claire is beyond me, but presumably her parents want her to develop body image issues from the very beginning (nice Michelin Man legs, sweetie!). So yeah, she keeps confusing magazines for nonfunctional iPads. Granted at 0:48 I'm pretty sure she confuses her leg for an iPad too, but that's not my point. My point is this: there will come a day in the not-too distant future when a child will approach me on a park bench (and NOT because I have candy) and ask what paper is. And you know what I'll tell them? The skin of murdered trees. Then I'll laugh maniacally and go back to feeding the pigeons cat treats.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to bb, who was convinced preschool was actually "prettyschool" and is even more beautiful because of it.