Oh Look, More 'Real Life' Disney Princesses
Disney princesses: they're all terrible role-models. The Geekologie Writer: he's even worse. Still, I'm not the one on the television in front of thousands of impressionable young children right now. Although I certainly SHOULD be. Hey kids, it's me, the Geekologie Wizard! Send me all your parents' money or I'll cast a spell and make all your stuffed animals come to life and kill you. And if you even think about telling your parents so help me God I will crawl through this television like that girl in The Ring. Oh you've never seen The Ring? Cool, because it's coming on next! AND NO PERSONAL CHECKS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Hit the jump for a bunch more.
Oh that one's not a princess? Woops.
Thanks to Marie, who agrees real-life Disney princesses would probably be a pain to talk to. An ease to look at, pain to talk to.