Disney princesses: they're all terrible role-models. The Geekologie Writer: he's even worse. Still, I'm not the one on the television in front of thousands of impressionable young children right now. Although I certainly SHOULD be. Hey kids, it's me, the Geekologie Wizard! Send me all your parents' money or I'll cast a spell and make all your stuffed animals come to life and kill you. And if you even think about telling your parents so help me God I will crawl through this television like that girl in The Ring. Oh you've never seen The Ring? Cool, because it's coming on next! AND NO PERSONAL CHECKS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Hit the jump for a bunch more.
Oh that one's not a princess? Woops.
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Actually Realistic Disney Princesses [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Marie, who agrees real-life Disney princesses would probably be a pain to talk to. An ease to look at, pain to talk to.
This is an abandoned farm house that artist Heather Benning turned into a human-sized dollhouse (provided a human-sized dollhouse is just a regular house with no wall on one side). Pretty neat, right? Personally, I would have turned the farm house into a blazing inferno with ... / Continue →
Disney princesses: we all have a crush on one. Obviously (based on the picture I chose for the front page), mine's Beast. "That's not Beast." I know, I love him so much I don't even want you looking at him! "But...he's not even a princess." Think again, he has beautiful ha... / Continue →
This is a series of comic book-y illustrations by Greg Guillemin called The Secret Life Of Superheroes. It showcases a bunch of superheros doing regular people stuff. Things like brushing their teeth, picking their noses, scratching their asses, stuffing their bras, boozing, ... / Continue →