Oh Helllllllll No: Hair-Washing Robot In Action

Remember Panasonic's announcement of a hair-washing robot? Well here's a terrifying video of the shampoo strangler in action. *shivers* You couldn't pay me enough to stick my head in there with a f***ing crash helmet on.

Hit the jump for the future of scalping technology.

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Thanks to Don, who tried washing his hair in a carwash once but sued after getting knocked out by one of the big brushes and run over repeatedly. Oh come on, bro -- you should've worn brighter colors!

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