Non-Canon: Batman's Garter (Shooting) Belt
Geekologie Reader Bryan (who also constructed the now-famous Death Star Grill) went and made a custom Batman garter shooting belt for use at his wedding. Unfortunately (allegedly due to misplacement and NOT a supervillain's interference), the belt didn't make it to the reception and was never used. Soooooooooo now he's selling it on eBay. And I'm winning.
This is a one of a kind, custom made garter gun, done to look like Batman's grapple gun from the animated series. I made this for my wedding but sadly was not able to use it to do the garter toss. Now you have the chance to use it on your special day if you love Batman like I do. (FYI my wife was totally for it, it just didn't make it to the reception) The gun is based off a bike tube inflater that uses CO2 cartridges (threaded or not). It fits a standard size garter and shoots it about as far as you can flick it on a full charge. It's made from an aluminum project box, pvc tubing, bike valve and some sheet metal. Looks cool, sounds cool, feels solid. Could be youtube worthy if you actually use it in your wedding!
That's awesome. Bryan said it could probably also be used to shoot cheese puffs or marshmallows into your mouth, but I'm wondering if it could shoot some full-blown panties. Because if you think for one second I'm not gonna come over and shoot stripper thongs into every nook and cranny of your house to get you in trouble with your wife then you shouldn't invite me over. Because I will do that. Wouldn't even think twice once about it.
Thanks Bryan, now how about a Batman utility belt, but with a loop for a hammer. Aggressive, I know, but I think you can do it.
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