Who's there? Hello -- HELLO?! I dunno, I think it's Google but all I can hear is laughing.
So MC Hammer is launching his own search engine. Is it gonna suck? Do I really need to answer that? But wait -- it's got deep searching. WTF is a deep search? No clue, but I did jump off a neighbor's roof clutching a friend's parachute pants one time. I dropped like a rock. Get it? He was still in them!
The project, called WireDoo, has been two years in the making, said Hammer (real name Stanley Burrell) Wednesday at the Web 2.0 summit in San Francisco.
"It's about relationships beyond just the keywords," he said, according to Mashable, a CNN.com content partner.
The rapper-turned-entrepreneur (after some late-90s difficulties) said a search would render not just direct results, but also information on possibly related topics. Its tagline is: "Search once and see what's related."
Oh man, this is going to suck so hard. Almost as bad as the search engine I developed that gave you results for THE OPPOSITE of whatever you searched. I thought, what better way to find out about something than to learn about its opposite. Plus there's penis pics on every page. My investors bailed.
Thanks to Ferris and Brad, who still search the internet the old fashioned way: through AOL. Awwwwww shit -- meet in a chatroom?!