How To: Hypnotize And Balance A 10-Ft Shark
This is a picture of a diver balancing a ten foot shark vertically because apparently you can do that if you have balls big and heavy enough to keep you on the ocean floor. Which this lady clearly does.
[The diver] balanced a vertical 10-foot shark thanks to her unusual ability to put it into a trance. To create the state, the Italian diver rubs the ampullae of Lorenzini, the name give to hundreds of jelly-filled pores around the animal's nose and mouth. She has used the technique to remove parasites and fishing hooks caught in shark mouths.
Simple as that -- you just gotta rub the ampullae of Lorenzini around the nose and mouth. Pfft, and they made that Jaws movie seem like it was such a big deal! GOD, JUST RUB HIS LIPS, DUMMIES!
Thanks to Matt, who tried to convince me you can hypnotize a bull by dressing up like a milk-cow in heat. I've rarely felt so violated.