This is a creepy as f*** 3-D graphics Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth bust created by DeviantARTist TranzorZ3D. As you can, ol' Bottlecaps here would look like a nightmare in real life. God, could you even imagine what it would be like to kiss lips like those? *daydreaming* I just did.
TranzorZ3D's DeviantART (with a full-res version available)
Thanks to Lauren, who had a dream about a real-life Dr. Zoidberg but made herself wake up.