FuturamAAAH!: Creepy Prof. Farnsworth Bust

This is a creepy as f*** 3-D graphics Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth bust created by DeviantARTist TranzorZ3D. As you can, ol' Bottlecaps here would look like a nightmare in real life. God, could you even imagine what it would be like to kiss lips like those? *daydreaming* I just did.

TranzorZ3D's DeviantART (with a full-res version available)

Thanks to Lauren, who had a dream about a real-life Dr. Zoidberg but made herself wake up.

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