Chewie The Chewing Tobacco Wookie
This is Chewbacca made out of chewing tobacco (and glue and wire and electrical/duct tape). It looks like his proportions are a little off. Also, like a hotdog that fell off the grill onto dirt. But would that stop me from dusting him off, wrapping him in a piece of processed cheese and slapping him on a bun? You bet your sour ass it wouldn't. Waste not, want not! *eats chocolate chip from between bed sheets* I'm gonna be honest: I'm 50/50 on that was a cat dingleberry.
A couple more angels after the dangles.
Chewbacco: Use the Force to Put a Pinch Between Your Cheek and Gum [technabob]
Thanks to bb, who doesn't chew tobacco because she's smokin'.