Note: Jabba-sized version RIGHT HERE.
We've seen the Star Wars alphabet in children's ABC book form before, but this one, THIS ONE -- this one is all "BUH-BWAM! -- look at me, all on one page you tubby Tusken Fridge Raiders!" Rude this alphabet is being rude. Can you name them all? I couldn't. And you know why? BECAUSE STARS WARS SUCKS. And I'm not just saying that with the hopes of driving lightsaber replica prices down, but come on, why are they so expensive?
Thanks to Mark, who stages lightsaber duels with his stuffed animals. Um, Mark? That might just be...the awesome thing I've ever heard, high-five!