Surfer Almost Gets Eaten BY A WHALE

This is a short video of a girl on a surfboard watching whales feed off the coast of Santa Cruz, California when she almost becomes a snack...
November 4, 2011

Sign Me Up!: A Real Life Jetpacking School

Jetpacks: in the future our kids will fly them to school. Well, your kids anyways -- I'm not having any. You see, despite how bottom-of-the-barrel-roll dumb I...
November 3, 2011

Guy Kills Wife After Smashing Star Wars Toys

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." 30-year old Rickie La-Douche La-Touche suffocated his wife with a pillow after she destroyed the...
November 3, 2011

Turn Brown Eyes Blue With Laser Surgery

I have brown eyes. And they're romantic as f***. Men and women have actually gotten lost in these peepers for days. Kidding, they're like gazing into two...
November 3, 2011

Oh No You Di'int!: A Terrifying Spider-Bot

This is a robotic spider developed by the Fraunhofer Institute *adds to shit list* and designed to locate gas leaks *brap!* or provide recon in radiated areas...
November 3, 2011

WTF Did I Just Watch?: Jian Sword Dancing

Napolean Dynamite deleted scenes. This is a video of a girl with a jian sword and her brother/lover from the same mother with a butterfly knife (plus...
November 3, 2011

15 Movie Scenes Recreated With LEGO

Lights -- camera -- plastic! This is series of photographs by 21-year old artist Alex Eylar who faithfully recreated scenes from 15 different movies using LEGO blocks...
November 3, 2011

Hey Look, This Snake In Florida Ate A Deer

This is a 16-foot Burmese python found in the Florida everglades that had recently eaten an 80-pound deer before being discovered and killed by the good ol'...
November 2, 2011

Man Shoots Neighbor For Telepathic Threats

Seen here looking exactly like the kind of person you'd expect to shoot a neighbor after accusing them of telepathic threats, 53-year old batshit stupid Michael Selleneil...
November 2, 2011

Don't Move!: First Manned Multicopter Flight

Ever wanted to be chopped to pieces atop of an exercise ball? Join my ninja yoga class. Ooooooooor strap yourself to this terrifying 16-blade multicopter. One slip...
November 2, 2011

WTF: Facedrink, A 'Social Energy' Energy Drink

Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your...
November 2, 2011

Safe: A Homemade Wrist-Mounted Crossbow

Ezio Auditore called -- he said you better forward the schematics to da Vinci for him. This is a professional looking wrist-mounted crossbow entirely homemade by A+...
November 2, 2011

'I'm Questing', The Legend Of Zelda Rap

This is a rap song and music video about The Legend of Zelda called 'I'm Questing'. It's...actually not that bad. They could have found a better looking...
November 2, 2011

The Zombie Industry Is Worth $6 Billion

According to a study by people who study stuff and try to pretend it's a job (like blogging!), the zombie industry is worth almost $6-billion. My life?...
November 1, 2011

India Offering Cars, Cash For Male Sterility

Inb4 cash for gonads. India, in an attempt to halt the country's exploding population, is offering cars, motorcycles, cash, televisions and blenders to men willing to have...
November 1, 2011

Boeing 767 Emergency Landing Sans Wheels

This is a video of a Boeing 767 making an emergency landing in Warsaw after its landing gear failed to deploy. There were 230 people on board,...
November 1, 2011

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Tree

This is a tree knot that looks like a ninja turtle face. Somewhere in the woods right now Shredder is trying to set a pile of pine...
November 1, 2011

Google Street View: Now With Store Interiors

Google is going to start offering businesses the opportunity to have the interiors of their stores photographed and available on Google Street View. That way a user...
October 31, 2011

JK Rowling Considered Offing Ron Weasley

JK Rowling, best known for her initials being the same as the acronym for just kidding (jk jk!), considered offing redheaded stepchild Ron Weasley in the middle...
October 31, 2011

Trunk Monster Mobile Halloween Decorations

Geekologie Reader Monta lives out in the boonies and doesn't decorate his house for Halloween because nobody would see it (plus houses out in the sticks are...
October 31, 2011