Smashing Pumpkins At 1,000 Frames/Second

♫ Todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay is the greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatest daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I've ever knoooooooooooooooooooooown ♫ See what I did there? It f***ing sucked, I know. This is a video of a bunch...
October 28, 2011

Justin Beeber's Custom Batman Cadillac

This is Justin Bibber's (I feel like if I never acknowledge him by spelling his name right maybe he'll go away) Batman Cadillac. It looks pretty cool....
October 28, 2011

The US Map Of What's Coming To Get You

Note: Slightly larger full-size version HERE. What? It's Halloween weekend so this kind of post is appropriate. Although, truthfully, I'd also post this on Christmas Eve and...
October 28, 2011

Impressive LEGO Mindstorm 'LCD' Clock

This is a clock made entirely out of LEGO/Technic pieces and two Mindstorms NXT micro-computers. Impressive, but I once made a clock out of nothing but the...
October 28, 2011

No Longer Just Huffable: Edible Spraypaint

I actually posted The Deli Garage's food spraypaint last year, but that was before they were advertising the shit WITH GOLDEN CHICKENS. Which -- you think they...
October 28, 2011

Zomboodle: Zombie Shaved/Painted Poodle

Now that -- that's the look of a happy dog. Zombie Poodle [boingboing] Thanks to Birknasty, who agrees this is why we can't have nice things....
October 28, 2011

For The Ladies: Conceptual Stiletto Implants

The day stiletto heel implants become reality is the day I'm slingshoting myself into the sun. And, knowing my luck, missing and winding up orbiting the solar...
October 27, 2011

I Invented That!: Screentop iPad Keyboards

The TouchFire is a clear silicon "tactile' keyboard cover for use with an iPad so you can touch-type without looking with better speed and accuracy. It's a...
October 27, 2011

Transformer Ladybug Takes Off In Slow Motion

This is a video of a ladybug taking off shot at 7,000 frames/second. It's actually cooler than it sounds though ("good, because it sounds pretty f***ng lame")...
October 27, 2011

One Ton Pumpkin Carved Into Zombie Scene

This is the world's largest pumpkin (1,818.5-pounds -- not actually a ton like I said in the title because I'm a dirty liar) carved into a giant...
October 27, 2011

Three-Eyed Nuclear 'Simpsons' Fish Caught

Seen here looking like about 40 fish sticks, a group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons 'blinky' fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in...
October 27, 2011

Of Course: Diamond-Dispensing ATMs

Seen here looking suspiciously like it was made out of foam-board and an old computer monitor, a diamond and jewel dispensing ATM participates (possibly unwillingly -- ATMs...
October 26, 2011

Yeti 'Evidence' Photos From Siberian Trek

This is a series of photographs depicting the "irrefutable" Yeti evidence found in Siberia during the recent hunt for the elusive (read: make-believe) creature. This photo here...
October 26, 2011

'Fully Functional' Nikon D3 Camera Costume

This is Tyler Card's homemade Nikon D3 Halloween costume. It actually takes pictures because SPOILER: he has a real Nikon camera mounted inside the lens by his...
October 26, 2011

Netflix Lost 800,000 Subscribers This Quarter

Because Netflix has been making virtually every business decision recently based on which option would be best to alienate their customer base, the movie-renting/streaming giant successfully announced the...
October 25, 2011

Terrifying Crawling Zombie R/C Contraption

This is a homemade crawling R/C car zombie. The way it moves is just...terrifying. If I saw that thing crawling through a neighbor's lawn after dark there's...
October 25, 2011

Finally!: Superhero Socks With Own Capes

This is a pair of women's Robin (of "holy how about a reach-around for once, Batman?" fame) socks with integrated capes. They cost $13. The company also...
October 25, 2011

Pixar's Hopping Lamp Halloween Costume

I assume a good amount of you have already seen this, but for those of you who ONLY visit Geekologie for your news, well, you obviously have...
October 24, 2011

So Can I!: Fish Can Communicate With Toots

Mine usually say, "this seat's taken". Fish: just like people, they can toot. Sure scientists might try to argue herring are the only ones that bust ass...
October 24, 2011

Reminder Bracelets: Watch Shaped Post-Its

Post-It's: you write something on them (usually 'KICK ME IN THE ASS HARD') and stick them to things (usually a person's back), simple as that. And now...
October 24, 2011

Microsoft Billionaire Wants to Mine The Moon

Seen here proving the moon isn't nearly as inhospitable as NASA would lead you to believe, an astronaut practices drilling the moon while simultaneously sucking the mana...
October 24, 2011

Clever Super Mario Themed Wedding Invites

You probably already saw these because they made their way around the internet last week like celebrity titty pics, buuuuuuuut I kept forgetting to post them. Hey...
October 23, 2011

Backflip Skateboard To Skateboard Transfer

Sweet trick, bro. I actually tried something similar on a friend's board outside the bar Friday except not really it was just supposed to be a kickflip...
October 23, 2011