Sadness: Baby Confuses Magazines For iPad

This is a video of a little girl that has trouble differentiating between an iPad and magazines. Why you'd even let such a young, impressionable girl read...
October 14, 2011

Finally, Some Decent Zombie-Specific Ammo

Note: Full-size version of the sale poster (with legible words!) HERE. Hornady Zombie Max Ammo: real ammo for real zombie problems. Oooooooooor accidentally shooting a roommate when...
October 14, 2011

Oh Helllllllll No: Hair-Washing Robot In Action

Remember Panasonic's announcement of a hair-washing robot? Well here's a terrifying video of the shampoo strangler in action. *shivers* You couldn't pay me enough to stick my...
October 14, 2011

The Walking Dead/Soup Mashup Tonight

The Soup airing tonight on E! (10/9c) is gonna be taken over (infected?) by The Walking Dead and I'd like to be the first to say I...
October 14, 2011

Darth Maul, SPOILER: Apparently Not Dead

Because George Lucas is a bearded moron who's proved nothing in the past twenty years but the lingering suspicion his earlier successes were dependent on the creativity...
October 13, 2011

Animal Eye Closeups: I Can See Their Souls

Remember those freaky-deaky human eye closeups taken by quantum chaos theoretical physicist/photographer (sweet combo!) Suren Manvelyan? Of course you do, you've got the memory of an elephant....
October 13, 2011

Entire Mario World 1-1 Recreated In Post-Its

Damn Mario, did you just eat like five power-up mushrooms or what? Because Post-It's practically grow on trees (like money!), "digital solutions" company Filter recreated Super Mario...
October 13, 2011

Another Day, Another Star Wars Alphabet

Note: Jabba-sized version RIGHT HERE. We've seen the Star Wars alphabet in children's ABC book form before, but this one, THIS ONE -- this one is all...
October 12, 2011

Russian Pastie Cloud Covers Mountainous Nip

Note: Slightly larger (almost a C-cup!) version HERE. Breasts: I practically see them everywhere except where it really counts (right below a lady's collarbone). If my roommate...
October 12, 2011

iPhone's SIRI Personal Assistant In Action

Drinks on Friday? Count me in! This is a 3-minute video of Stuff magazine putting the new iPhone's SIRI personal assistant program through its paces. It...seems to...
October 11, 2011

Ancient Cthulhu/Kraken Made Self Portraits?

According to a recent abstract presented to the Geological Society of America, paleontologist Mark McMenamin suggests that a giant ancient cephalopod drew pictures of its own tentacled...
October 11, 2011

Cute: The Cellphone Charging Insect Circus

This is an ad for Qualcomm's Snapdragon smartphone processing chip featuring a bug (and arachnid!) circus charging a phone with their incredible feats of bravery. Ooooooor crawling....
October 11, 2011

NO NO NO: Cloth-Climbing Robotic Cockroach

You know what's a good idea? Looking both ways before crossing a street. You know what's a terrible idea? Developing a robotic cockroach that can climb up...
October 11, 2011

Unblur The Blur: A Future Photoshop Tool

Blurry photos: sometimes they make it hard to figure out where the nipple ends and the rest of the breast begins. THAT AIN'T COO'! Enter Photoshop's recent...
October 11, 2011

That Makes Grain Sense: NASA Corn Mazes

Note: Pictures are just renderings of the designs they were working from, actual photos are just now starting to show up. Because there's no better way to...
October 11, 2011

Nissan GT-R Undercover Cop Car: Iffy

Undercover cop cars: apparently they work best when everybody knows about them. This is a Nissan GT-R that's been converted into an undercover cop car. Presumably to...
October 10, 2011

Netflix Decides To Nix The Qwikster Split

So Netflix has decided to bail on the idea of splitting the company into two separate streaming and DVD-by-mail entities. Why? I assume because they've finally committed...
October 10, 2011

Doppelganger Face Masks: Terrifyingly Real

Japanese firm (surprise, surprise) REAL-f will create an ULTRA-realistic copy of your face in mask form so you can...actually, I don't know why. This is just an...
October 10, 2011

Identity Crisis: Geek Character Mashup Tattoo

This is a Greeky (this ain't spanakopita!) geeky mashup tattoo Frankenstein'd together out of five separate characters. Apparently it serves as some kind of geek-detecting device. Weird,...
October 10, 2011

Smell-O-Vision: One Step Closer To Reality

Mmmm, love the smell of Kratos in the morning. Smells like...ashes :/ You ever wanted to smell whatever you're watching in a movie? Cheap perfume, sweat and...
October 10, 2011

Do Not Water: Solar Bonsai Gadget Charger

This is the Solar Bonsai Electree, a 27-solar paneled gadget charger in the shape of a tree. Too crazy for you? Stop reading now. The tree reaches...
October 10, 2011

He...Looks Miserable: AT-AT Dog Costume

We've already seen a canine AT-AT costume before, but that one didn't involve PAINTING AND GLUING THINGS to a dog. Oh man, remember on Hoth when Luke...
October 9, 2011