First of all, this isn't really a new invention. I know it's not because I remember posting a similar fountain over three years ago, before some of you were even housebroken. "I'm still not." But you are still single, so that's something to think about. This is a magic water fountain at an Osaka train station that performs all kinds of drip-based animations to impress passers-by and mesmerize children. Possibly so the water wizard living in the pool below can steal their souls and finally escape the dark realm and wreak havoc on Fairyland. I don't f***ing know, I'm not a fantasy writer.
Hit the jump for 4-minutes (plus a bonus video from the side!) of the soothing sound of water falling that...I pissed myself, didn't I?
Thanks to David B., who claims he can pee designs like this into the snow but I have my doubts. Also, a mouthful of yellow snow. This....isn't lemon.