Another day, another person playing the Imperial March on pieces of obsolete computer equipment (another 3.5" floppy attempt HERE and a hard drive version HERE). Admittedly, this is probably the best-sounding one to date. My last date? She sounded like a banshee screaming like someone just cut her off. She actually tried ordering dinner at the restaurant when I was in the restroom pleasuring myself to my own reflection and when I came out everybody had turned to stone. You know what I did? I stole all their wallets. That's really the only reason I dated her. That and her apartment had hot water and electricity.
Hit the jump for the short but sweet video.
Thanks to IGotNothin and fatass, who, while actual tipsters, are also both nicknames for myself.