Listen: I hate my ears as much as the next person with grotesquely oversized lobes, but do see me designing $20 iPhone cases that make it look like I'm rocking different ears? No, you don't. But mostly because you can't actually see me at all, and you should be thankful for that because this face could break mirrors. AND hearts. Well, two anyways. Back me up, Quasimodo. "YERYERYERYER!" Sloth? "HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS!" God I should just join a dating site.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the OMG, I'm totally gonna make myself a SARS mask that looks like I've got a bone through my nose!
Thanks to Colin, who has an iPhone case that makes it look like he's wearing DJ headphones. Um, Colin? Those are DJ headphones and the voices you hear are coming from the record.