I'mma eat your face, Chief!
In other busty news (a
wise boob man once told me, "you can never get enough bust"), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike's Amazing Cakes. How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it involves being chockful of inedible wooden dowels and chicken wire. "Don't even say that -- Master Chief is ALL MAN." Haha -- somebody's got a crush! It's me, I'm in love with a duck at the pond. I bring him the crust from my sandwiches and in return he quacks and follows me around. It's kind of a Romeo and Juliet thing but even sweeter because he waddles.
Hit the jump for a whole bunch more including a shot of one convention-goer about to be put out of his misery.
Thanks to Terry, who agrees nothing exemplifies life more than a fat cat on an underwater treadmill.