Robots: they're greedy. You give them two feet and they try to take a yard. Then? Then they take the beating of a lifetime. *ties electric cord to ceiling fan, watches robot get beat against walls until pieces start coming off* Now THIS -- this is real entertainment. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I probably could've charged myself admission.
And thus, the robot revolution was thwarted [iheartchaos]
Thanks to Nicholas, who might not be the real Santa considering I've emailed him my Christmas list the past four years and never gotten shit.