Happy Labor Day everyone, a holiday celebrated by doing the exact opposite of what is was named for. Kind of like how my friends always celebrate my birthday by all going out without me. I'm going to kill them. Anyways, I hope everybody's enjoying the long weekend and for those of you who didn't get today off because your company is a dickbag (or you're a fireman), I hope you're at least doing less work than you would on say, a Friday afternoon. I'll be here posting sporadically between bouts of Labor Day sales (my mom's taking me back-to-school shopping!), so you're at least not the only ones working. Working, LOLOL! *ends dictation, lights cigar* It's a hard life, but someb-- *intercom crackle* "GW? Don Draper's here to see you." Listen Suzy -- you tell Mr. Handsomepants I'm not in unless he came bearing booze.
Haaaaappy Labor Dabor Day! I don't know if you could tell by the smell in here, but it's been one bender of a holiday weekend so far. Me passing in and out of consciousness aside, I think I left hotdogs on the grill. Plus I need another beer. Everybody enjoy their day off, ... / Continue →
I dunno, I kind of like the fireworks "you should never turn your back on." Happy Fourth of July everyone. Not to brag about how patriotic I am or anything, but I went out and celebrated the 3rd of July as well. Today I'm going to a pool party to work on my tan (I'm whitish-... / Continue →
This is an 8-bit version of that girl's annoying 'Friday' song. I say "that girl's" because I can't bring myself to say her name without projectile vomiting. Rebecca BLU-BLU-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! See? Granola bars hurt on the way back up. Admittedly, this 8-bit version is k... / Continue →