Get Away From Me: Predator Nail Finger Rings
How do you like your back scratches? If you answered, "until you can see the bones", then these Predator rings by Danielle Nicole Hill may be for you. A set of five will set you back $900, but you can get a single for $200 if you're just going for the cokehead look. *braaap!* Did you hear that? That was Lady Gaga shitting her holographic eagle costume in excited anticipation.
Hit the jump for two more shots and a link to the product site although why I'm even bothering is beyond me.
Thanks to Jeff, who once got a back scratch from Edward Scissorhands and woke up in a bathtub full of ice with no kidneys.