I have no idea what Neo-Victorian means but if it's anything Neo-Nazism THEN I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT. This is a fully functional old-timey cell phone assembled from what used to be a poorly named Sagem X-5m. Now? Now it's like a vocal-callgulator or something. I dunno, I've always been a really crappy namer. Shit, I used to have a beta fish named Macaroni. "What about your turtle?" Haha, Bear? Man was he slow.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots (all in one pic!) and a link to dude's steampunky Etsy shop where the phone's for sale ($350).
Thanks to Alissa, who still makes all her calls the really old fashioned way: through letters.