I can't tell you how many hours I've spent looking at that top picture thinking to myself, "oh man, at least I'm not THAT guy." Little did I know. You see, a little piece of Uberdork McNewportsmoker lives inside each and every one of us. I'm just praying I didn't get part of his penis. "You totally did though." *reexamining chest x-ray* THE DOCTOR SAID IT COULD BE A FINGER.
Before and After of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks again to Mark, who, for two tips in one day, clearly doesn't do any actual work and should probably be fired.