Always wanted to try parkour but way too blubbery? I'm with you. Except the wanting to try parkour part, me and physical activity do NOT get along. Me and women either. I SAID I LIKE YOUR HAIR, STUPID, GOD! This is a parkour platforming course built in Minecraft. Just watching it made me exhausted plus pour a bottle of Gatorade over my head. Great, now sssssssome of myyyyyy keyys are ssssssstickkkkking.
Hit the jump for the whew, that took a lot out of me.
Because rollerbladez aren't cool anymore but some people still can't shake the feeling they need wheels strapped to their feet, inventor MICHAEEEEEL JEEEEEENKINS! invented Chariot Skates. What are Chariot Skates? F***ing ridiculous looking for one.
Costing up to $11,000 for ... / Continue →
This is a three-person chess set. It's not the first 3-person chess set I've posted on Geekologie, but it is the first one that doesn't look like it was made by a novice carpenter. Who knows, maybe you've owned a three-person chess set forever. How do you even play? Is it a... / Continue →
Certainly brings new meaning to 'shooting the green', amirite?! No? God I hate myself.
Own an assault rifle and tired of shooting bullets? Enter the $20 golf-ball launching nozzle. Your neighbors'll never suspect you shot their f***ing windows out while hiding under a recy... / Continue →