George 'Dicksforbrains' Lucas, everybody!
Because George Lucas refuses to admit that, unlike wine, he's actually getting way way way shittier with age, he's decided to continue tweaking the original Star Wars trilogy for its release on Blu-Ray. What's he up to now? Read the whole story over at IWatchStuff and find out. Then, let's develop a plan to put a stop to this nonsense. I'm thinking something involving, how should I say this, fireworks. "You mean a bomb?" You said it, not me!