Hottest three-way ever? I'd have a hard time arguing otherwise. Granted I didn't know there was a new Star Wars p0rn parody coming out, and, now that I do, I can't actually say I'm that excited about it. It's more of a titillation. Directed by smut-peddler Axel Braun (who also directed Asstronomical -- not even kidding), the production value looks waaaaaaaaaay too high for a video that, ultimately, would still get bought if it were just two naked people boning on Star Wars bedsheets. No word if the Ewoks make an appearance, but you're not gonna score the coveted furry dollar with Chewbacca alone.
This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach sitting on a giant phallic mushroom with a face that's kissing her privates. What in the... / Continue →
Hustler is releasing a 3-D pr0n0graphic parody of Avatar this fall, and this guy just popped like forty blue boners about it. As a result of all the CG and 3-D work, the smut-peddler is advertising 'This Ain't Avatar XXX' as their highest budget pr0n to date, with production c... / Continue →
This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there's no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate 'Life Day', which, at least from what I could tell, is a present-less holiday that makes children sad.
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