Makers-of-everything-sucky Brando, realizing that a computer mouse without a 1.5" digital picture of your cubicle mate's penis (thanks for that, Tony, really) is practically useless, have started manufacturing and selling 'USB Optical Mice with Digital Photo Frames' for $32. It's a mouse with a digital photo screen. It's useless. "NOT TRUE!" Hoho, look who it is -- that creepy f*** from Pan's Labyrinth!
Product Site (go on, your mom will love it!)
Brando Mouse with Digital Photo Frame: for Pictures of Your Palm's Loved Ones [technabob]
Thanks to Eric, who just tapes a different analog photo to his mouse every day.
Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch.
Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →
These conceptual (thank God) Magic Emotion glasses from thinker Yunfan Tan were designed to enhance the visual emotions of the wearer, that way THERE IS ZERO DOUBT whether somebody's sad or angry. You know, because it's hard to tell when somebody's crying or punching you in th... / Continue →
This guy got six PokÃ©ball tattoos down his arm and the area beneath each stuffed with a subdermal implant to make them all appear 3-D. Not really sure what else to say, except rubbing elbows with him would almost certainly make me queasy. Not unlike eating a can of cat food ... / Continue →