The Sexist USB Drive (Is Actually A Vibrator)
Note to self: no more borrowing flash drives.
Designer Ti Chang (of Knife Coathook fame) just sent me her latest coming-to-market concept: the Duet, a USB flash drive vibrator. Well she didn't actually SEND me one, just the info. Otherwise I'd have a USB vibrator in my butt right now.
Made of body-safe silicone and metal, the Duet is designed for the female body. With dual motors, it can deliver powerful and precise vibration exactly where you want it. The tip, inside edges, and outside edges provide slightly different intensities so that you can customize your pleasure!
The Duet contains 4 vibration modes and 5 power levels so that you can customize the experience with the perfect intensity.
When we say that this toy is completely waterproof, we mean it. Not only is it fully submersible in a bathtub, the Duet is waterproof to more than 3 meters.
The finger-drive will come in three models -- no storage, 8GB and 16GB. There's a Kickstarter-esque page to fund the project, which surpassed its $15,000 goal in two days. But you can still donate $75 (retail $139) to receive one when they're made. Me? I make my own vibrators. *taping wind-up car to greased Sharpie*
Funding Page (where you can order one)
Thanks Ti, and keep those great designs coming. *retires*