You might have won this round, but as soon as I figure out how to disguise a horse as a human and train it to not shit while we make our way through the queue line then IT. IS. ON. That's right, I'm going for the polo. No, no I'm not. But I will eat six hotdogs and try to vom right when the flash goes off.
Note: God has really not been feeling me lately and is determined to make this one of the worst weeks of recent life. Blogging from phone because the internet's out and my car exploded during a stunt.
Thanks to Clark, who claims to have snuck in an entire desktop computer in the mid-90's and played Rollercoaster Tycoon while riding a rollercoaster but didn't have the money to pay for the commemorative photo. Uh-oh -- no photo, no credit, those are the rules!
Fun for the whole family! (except children under 48")
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