This is small chart of the various ailments the Winnie the Pooh characters suffer from and the prescriptions they're on. As you can see, they're pretty accurate. Me? I'm sort of a Pooh-Piglet-Eeyore-Tigger combo, which is why I take the weed. "Dammit GW, you sound like stoner." DO I?! *flipping table* WHAT ABOUT NOW, HUH -- WHAT THE F*** DO I SOUND LIKE NOW?! "A raging alcoholic." *sobbing* God, I just want to feel normal again. Whoa there -- shit just got real deep real quick. What do you say you and I doggie-paddle back to the shallow end and pretend this never happened?
Thanks to Jacqueline, who only takes placebos because she's a hypochondriac.