Shadow Optical Illusion: LIES, ALL LIES!!
This is an optical illusion being performed by an overturned trash can casting a shadow on a checkered picnic blanket, making it a far superior magician than you could ever be. That's pretty much all I have to say about this. Kidding, I actually have a grande finale planned. *flourishing cape* ABRACADAVER! *throws smoke bomb, trips off stage into audience*
Hit the jump AND BE AMAZED. Oooooor rude in the comments because you're a sad asshole.
Thanks to Balls, which I juggle as part of my act. Plus chainsaws.