GAAAAAAH!: Mosquitoes Sucking Blood In HD
This is a video of several mosquitoes going to town (sucking blood, NOT boning) on some dude's arm. Why you'd allow that sort of behavior is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with dude hoping one of them is radioactive so he can be become Mosquito Man and supervillain his ass into a bank vault. If you're squeamish, I don't really recommend watching it. I can honestly say I've never needed to watch mosquitoes sucking in high definition until their abdomens are all bloated and red with freshly-sucked blood. Now that I think about, I don't need to see that in low definition. Shit, or scrambled like a porn channel you don't pay for! The point is, I regret watching it. You can't get malaria just from watching mosquitoes, right? "Can you get pregnant just from watching porn?" Good point, I should get tested.
Hit the jump and start feeling like phantom bugs are crawling around all over you.
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Mosquitoes Sucking Blood - In HD! [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Beth, who apparently isn't as afraid of mosquitoes as I am. THEY LIKE ME CAUSE I EAT BANANAS!
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