EZ Catch, The Quicker Chicken Picker Upper
This is a chicken "vacuum" used to harvest chickens from the yard and crate them before slaughter so they can finally be put out of their f***ing misery. It's...a great example of what's wrong with the manufactured meat industry. Aaaaaaaand why I don't eat the animals. God knows it's not for health reasons. That and one time I found an unprocessed pig asshole in a hotdog.
Hit the jump for the last thing a chicken ever sees.
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This freaky machine sucks up chickens from the yard [dvice]
Thanks to Eli (he's coming -- you better hide your heart, girl) and costa, who herd chickens the old fashioned way: running around flapping their arms like wings and yelling, "BWAWK BWAWK BWAWK!" Gaaaaaah -- the chicken king is after us!
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KFC (who knows good marketing) has just started a campaign in which they pay college girls $500 to wear 'Double Down' sweatpants and pass out sandwiches/coupons to horny/obese college students. It's actually pretty genius if you think about it while you're hungry and forgive t... / Continue →
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So appetizing. Chicken: it might be what's for dinner. Me? I think I'm gonna have a little, oh I don't know -- PASTA WITH ARTICHOKES. BA-BWAM! Did I mention there will be berry cobbler and butter pecan ice cream for dessert? A LA MODE, BABY! This is an automated chicken ... / Continue →
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This is closed circuit security footage of some evil-ass witch petting a kitten named Lola on the sidewalk before dropping the cat in a trashcan and scurrying off like the piece of shit that she is. Allegedly Lola (who's back home safe) spent 16 hours in the bin before being f... / Continue →
