$350 Nonfunctional Computer Part Sandals
This is a pair of $350 "data sandals" by Etsy seller PCB Creations, whose specialty is creating art out of printed circuitboards and other discarded computer pieces. OMG -- make me a computer monitor space helmet!
Its summer and time to show off a unique pair of Data Sandals, these were fashioned from PC mother boards, ribbon wire and a host of other electronic components all put together to make these highly detailed and one of a kind Sandals. You're going to enjoy just staring at these for hours.
On the scale of things I'd actually enjoy staring at for hours (with some fine ass yam-yams being an 11, crying baby a 0), computer-part sandals are actually pretty low on the list. Like a 2, tops. Still, worlds better than watching a dog drag its ass on the carpet. *ahem* I said, "still, worlds better than watching a dog drag its ass on the carpet." DAMMIT CHLOE, PAY ATTENTION!
Thanks to turtlebone, who noted, "step on a crack, break your mother(board)'s back", effectively making my job a lot easier. Thanks for that brobro.