No, you don't. And this is why. Because they're f***ing terrifying. A very short list of other things you don't want to see in real life: a friend's asshole in the locker-room because they have shallow buttcheeks and bent over to pick up a towel. Now I know right now you might think you actually want to see that, but you don't. TRUST ME. I've been there before and ever since I've had to cancel our weekly racquetball game for the past six years. God, I can still see it winking at me when I close my eyes at night. *shivers* I see dingleberries.
Koopa Paratroopa IRL of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks to can-can, still the standard in treehouse-to-treehouse communications.
This is 'Mario', a recent movie short by Joe Nicolosi shown at SXSW that reimagines Mario in real life (specifically, as an indie-movie). Granted that's not the most original concept, but the execution is top-notch (not to confused with side-notch, which is when you poke an ex... / Continue →
This is a giant Bowser LEGO mech built by cool dude Zane Houston. I'm not gonna lie, if Bowser used this thing to kidnap the princess I'd probably just let her go and start banging Toad instead.
Years of battling Mario and Luigi has taken its toll on Bowser; to compensate he ... / Continue →
This is 'Breakfast Time', a series of digital paintings by artist Guillermo Fajardo featuring lifelike versions of cereal mascots. This is Cap'n 'Come Sit On My Lap' Crunch here, but there's Tony the Tiger, the Trix Rabbit and Count Chocula after the jump. Admittedly, Guiller... / Continue →