TMNT SHOCKER!: The Truth Behind "Pickles"
I knew there was a reason I love those things so much. I could eat a whole jar in a sitting (and have before). This changes nothing for me really. A lot of people I know swear by Vlasics, but those people are idiots (most of the people I know are) and have obviously never had a Famous Dave's brand turtle dick before. To die for. Literally -- if Leonardo and the guys find out how many of those things I've had I'm a f***ing goner.
Thanks to max, who claims he actually got a ball in a jar once. Mmmm, love it when that happens.