The Apple Tree(!!!!!!11) Of Product History
Note: Full-res version HERE because this is like, really really mportant.
This is a graphical representation made by Mashable of Apple's 35-year product history, all in the shape of a tree (NOT bush). It kind of reminds me of those Jack & the Beanstalk vines Mario (link is homoerotic -- just the way you like it) climbs up. Now I know the question on everyone's mind, and yes, I would totally build a treehouse in that and throw pebbles at the girl I like when she walks by. What? It's how I show affection! That and biting. Jk jk, I'm a vampire and I have to.
Thanks to Clarissa, who explained it all but that shit was like waaaaaaaaay over my head.