Hide Your Pecker, Hide Your Wife: Superstrain Of Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Discovered
Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit and put some f***ing gloves on!
A July 8, 2011, report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urged doctors to be on the lookout for Neisseria gonorrhoeae, a bacterial strain that causes the disease and can grow and multiply, which is resistant to cephalosporin, a common treatment used for the disease that over the last decade has failed to, and to report the antibiotic-resistant cases quickly.
The strain is being classified as: Gonorrhea strain H041.
Wonderful, so now we've got super-STD's. And by we I mean you, because I'm as clean as a whistle that's never even been blown before. Yes, you can use that one on your friends but I better get credit for it. So yeah, super STD's -- like I wasn't already worried enough about the clap, now I've gotta worry about applause. God, please tell me there's not a standing ovation coming.
Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea [ibtimes] (NOT irritable bowel but I thought that too)
Thanks to becca and Epithet, who encourage you all to wrap it up. And not just to prevent unwanted pregnancy BUT SERIOUSLY DO YOU REALLY NEED ANOTHER REASON?!