You see the top picture? Those are examples of Cookie Monster cupcakes made by a professional (possibly in your local grocer's bakery!). You see the bottom picture? Those are examples of Cookie Monster cupcakes made by
yo momma! somebody who doesn't understand you can't apply icing right when they come out of the oven. Or, who knows, maybe they're sick and were going for darker, evil-er Cookie Monsters. *shivers thinking about darker versions of Sesame Street street characters* IT'S EVERY KID FOR HIMSELF -- OSCAR JUST STABBED THE MAILMAN WITH A DIRTY NEEDLE!
Thanks to Michal, who said he'd eat them anyways because some of the best things he's ever tasted looked like shit. Mmmm, love me some no-bake cookies!
If there's one thing I learned in baking school it's how to put out a fire (stop, drop and roll). And there's another, it's how much I enjoyed eating the things other people made. Mine? Mine never turned out because baking is a women's sport. High five, ladies! Wait -- is ... / Continue →
This is the custom Boba Fett mixer created by DeviantARTist tommyfilth (please, just bathe) while refurbishing the broken KitchenAid his wife bought him for Christmas (which, for the record, he requested -- she's not just some terrible gift-giver). Man, that thing would look g... / Continue →
This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →