This is a series of baby dolls customized by eBay seller artfulbabies to look like newborn Harry Potter characters. In case you couldn't tell because you don't even know like a single magic spell, the burn-it-with-fire demon spawn here is Lord Voldemort. The rest of them aren't nearly as terrifying, but still somewhat so because of just how lifelike they look. In my opinion, it should be illegal to manufacture a fake baby that look any more realistic than a Cabbage Patch Doll. And by Cabbage Patch Doll I mean a stick with a face drawn on. Have you ever even been baby doll shopping before? Those things are EXPENSIVE. *ahem* I'm looking at you, American Girl doll company! $36 for one tiny-ass outfit for my niece's doll. I could get TWO entire Geekologie Writer outfits for that! "Damn GW -- what the f*** do you wear?!" Ha, nothing but $18 bourbon, baby.
Hit the jump for a bunch more in this order: another Voldemort, Dobby the House Elf, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermoine and Harry himself.
eBay Auction (for Voldemort, click "see other items" to see the others and regret it)
Baby Voldemort is the most horrifying thing to come out of the Harry Potter world [io9]
Creepy Harry Potter Dolls of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks to becca, Kitty Kite, Mark and muscle-mag (WTF?!), who agree being born with a wand in hand must really suck for the mother.