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Geek Couture: Huge Gallery Of Geeky Dresses & Swimsuits (Pac-Man, Space, LOTR & More!)

July 14, 2011 / but how would they look on my plus-size figure?, clothes, clothes are what you wear when you want to be a party pooper, do like, eat a cheeseburger!, fashionista, galaxy, geek couture, lord of the rings, not bad, outerspace, pac-man

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This is a massive gallery of geeky swimsuits and dresses from Black Milk (previous collection HERE). If you can look past the "in desperate need of cheeseburgers and asses" models (and it's easy cause they're f***ing rails!), the designs are actually pretty sweet. Swimsuits are $90, dresses $100 and tights go for $75. Me? I go for fast-food at least twice a day BECAUSE I REFUSE TO STARVE MYSELF TO MEET YOUR SOCIETAL STEREOTYPES OF SEXY. *making stomach talk* "FEEEEEEED MEEEEEE ICE CREAAAAAAM."

Hit the jump for a ton more, including a bunch of outerspacey designs, heeeeeeeere's Johnny!, Steve Buscemi, a sweet Middle Earth number and a whole bunch more.

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(BEETLEJUICE, YO!)

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Thanks to Liz, who's sticking with her collection of vintage Nintendo t-shirts. I bet those do bring all the boys to the yard! And to Brian, who does come to the yard but is too afraid of talking to girls to say anything to her.

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There are Comments
  • TessCat

    how and where can i buy this??

  • Wonderful design. I really love it. Sure that many women love it too. It has the most interesting design that I ever see in a cloth.

  • Know what? I'm a size 14 and own several pieces of Black Milk clothing. I will own several more. I've rocked Galaxy leggings at Comic Conventions and the Moonwalk swim at the beach and gotten nothing but compliments. Scroll through the gallery. There are some awesome curvy girls out there making the geek fashion look good. That being said, it's sad and tragic that you had to get catty about the models. You know, it is actually possible to say the words "I could totally rock this" without getting bitchy about other people who also can.

  • Hey Miss BItter McSnarlypants,

    I'm a size 6, love cheeseburgers, and I own BM clothing. BM sells everything they make in sizes XS to L.

    Thin doesn't mean starving. Just like eating fast food twice a day doesn't mean you're morblidly obese ...but if you are, maybe you shouldn't be eating fast food twice a day because that's gross.

  • Awesome designs! Although you didn't have to be a bitch about the models...just screams that you have your own body-image issues to deal with and your problem is with you, not them. Accept your own body and let other people accept theirs. Real women come in all shapes and sizes, etc. These chicks all look pretty healthy to me, and if you think they're 'in desperate need of cheeseburgers' I think your idea of what looks healthy is pretty skewed, no offense.

  • Allison Mossman

    where can i find these dresses!?!?

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