Finally. God, I couldn't even tell you how long I've been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I'm lying, I actually do know how long. It's been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So yeah, about 30-minutes (I made a sandwich in between!). Etsy seller TinyWorldInABottle sells just that, tiny worlds in bottles (but not real ones like that cat that carried a universe around in its collar in Men in Black). Actually, they don't actually sell worlds, they're just little scenes. And speaking of little scenes:
(Friday, 5:00PM -- a disheveled fatbody in a dirty kitchen with a bottle of bourbon)
Hit the jump for several closeups (they'd have to be otherwise you can't see shit!) along with a bottle of seaturtles hatching and another with three dinos. Yow yow!
Thanks to melikescake and S2G2, who have both found messages in bottles after opening them hoping to find wish-granting genies inside. God, there never are, are there?