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Finally, Some Decent Dino Skeletons In Lil' Jars

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Finally. God, I couldn't even tell you how long I've been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I'm lying, I actually do know how long. It's been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So yeah, about 30-minutes (I made a sandwich in between!). Etsy seller TinyWorldInABottle sells just that, tiny worlds in bottles (but not real ones like that cat that carried a universe around in its collar in Men in Black). Actually, they don't actually sell worlds, they're just little scenes. And speaking of little scenes:

ACT 1

(Friday, 5:00PM -- a disheveled fatbody in a dirty kitchen with a bottle of bourbon)

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WOOP WOOP -- Friiiiiiiiiiiday! I'mma drink till I pass out.

(GW drinks till he passes out, possibly while vomiting to add a sort of 'Is he gonna survive?' twist ending)

FIN

Hit the jump for several closeups (they'd have to be otherwise you can't see shit!) along with a bottle of seaturtles hatching and another with three dinos. Yow yow!

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Worldinabottle's Etsy Site

Thanks to melikescake and S2G2, who have both found messages in bottles after opening them hoping to find wish-granting genies inside. God, there never are, are there?

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