This is the first official commercial for the 'Batman Live' arena show. Based on it alone, if I had to choose between going to see it or a monster truck rally, I would probably go with Batman unless I found out that car-eating robot was going to be at the rally, in which I would go there but only to make an assassination attempt. Same goes for that annoying-ass pop star [Editor's Note: name redacted -- you can't make us all accessories, GW!] who sings that piece of shit song [also redacted, although admittedly that song does blow] that keeps getting stuck in my head. Knew I never should've iTuned that f***ing album.
Hit the jump for 30-seconds of Batman circus.
Thanks to John, who only goes to the circus to see the animals shit. What the-- NO COTTON CANDY?!