Photo Evidence: Why Off-Brand Crayons Suck

It's not like anybody who's ever blind taste-tested them alongside Crayolas would need any more evidence, but here's a photo that helps explain why off-brand crayons suck...
July 29, 2011

Apple: Now With More Cash Than The US Gov

Apple, a company best known for its popular Apple II computer system during the 80's (right?), officially has more cash lying around than the US government. Uncle...
July 29, 2011

Seedy: An Optimus Prime Carved Watermelon

This is Optimus Prime carved into a watermelon. Or is it a watermelon carved into Optimus Prime? "Neither, that's a cantaloupe." Can't elope?! But we love each...
July 29, 2011

Yesterday's Posts Are All Back Up Now

[Note to self: remember to delete this tomorrow] So the server spazzed out last night and the last backup was Tuesday afternoon but we've managed to repopulate...
July 28, 2011

McDonald's WiFi: The Mac Versus PC Guide

Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you're at McDonalds right now and struggling to connect to the internet to read Geekologie. But I know that's not...
July 28, 2011

Homemade 'Alien' Scrap Metal Motorcycle

Roongrojna Sangwongprisarn (damn I'd hate having to write that on top of all my homework), the 54-year old proprietor of Thailand's four Ko Art Shops (that specialize...
July 28, 2011

Ultra-Realistic Portal 2 Space-Core Cake

Please, no 'the cake is a lie' comments. This is a very impressive looking 'Space Core' personality core cake from Portal 2 commissioned by Flickr users sharkhats,...
July 27, 2011

For Shame: The $8-Million Dino Bone iPad 2

This is the £5,000,000 (~$8.2M) dino bone/diamond & gold "History Edition" iPad 2 from purveyors of gaudy, ungodly expensive shit, Stuart Hughes. Presumably it's just a mock-up...
July 27, 2011

Do Want: The Navy's New Laser/Gun Combo

The Navy, always looking for a more terrifying weapon, and a few good men "That's the Marines, moron." Oh. Let me start over. The Navy, who apparently...
July 27, 2011

Moron Trapped In Manhole Retrieving Phone

Planking: this guy wins it. I don't want to see another f***ing picture. Idiot morons and manholes: they don't mix. According to 21-year old liar Jared Medeiros,...
July 26, 2011

Guy Makes Real-Life WALL-E The Robot

This is a video of DJ Sures and his homemade robotic friend WALL-E because, presumably, he doesn't have any actual human friends. Hey, neither do I, but...
July 26, 2011

The Cosplayers Of San Diego Comic-Con 2011

This is a gallery of the cosplaying ladies from this weekend's San Diego Comic-Con. Per tradition, Norman from over at Comic Vine goes and takes a shit-ton...
July 25, 2011

Well It's About Time!: Compostable Bikinis

Seen here looking suspiciously like nori sushi paper, compostable bikinis (not to be confused with dissolving bikinis or me at a swim-up bar in a banana hammock),...
July 25, 2011

LOL: Weekend Weather 'Neared Boiling Point'

I heard there's about to be a job opening in the title-writing department. Sensational headlines: sometimes reporters go too far. Or are just f***ing idiots. "Like you."...
July 25, 2011

Oh Hey, That's Cool: A Vibrator For Mens

Hell no it's not safe -- YOU COULD GO BLIND. The Viberect (I would've opted for Digjiggler) is a recently FDA-approved vibrator for men. It ranks high...
July 25, 2011

The Apple Tree(!!!!!!11) Of Product History

Note: Full-res version HERE because this is like, really really mportant. This is a graphical representation made by Mashable of Apple's 35-year product history, all in the...
July 24, 2011

Probably Not You: Tokyoflash Contest Winners

Barg, Brad and kw -- congratulations guys, you're today's big winners! Although truthfully, it was probably Tokyoflash that came out on top what with the exposure and...
July 24, 2011