WHAT. THE. F***?!: Fake Dragon Wieners

Bad-Dragon.com sells fake dragon wieners. Dildos, son -- I'm talking dildos. They have models that range from seadragons to faierie dragons to non-dragons like gryphons, werewolves (for...
July 8, 2011

Massive 'Game Of Thrones' Westeros Map

NOTE: Gigantic huge monster honkin' large-and-in-charge full-size full-res holy moly guacamole you better have not spit in my queso version HERE. Also, CONTAINS SPOILERS, PEEP AT YOUR...
July 7, 2011

Was Only A Matter Of Time: Pixel Sunglasses

In other depressing eyewear news, this is a series of pixelated sunglasses from Belarussian designer Dzmitry Samal called 5dpi (dots-per-inch for those of you who have no...
July 7, 2011

Rudundant: Magic Emotion Emoticon Glasses

These conceptual (thank God) Magic Emotion glasses from thinker Yunfan Tan were designed to enhance the visual emotions of the wearer, that way THERE IS ZERO DOUBT...
July 7, 2011

Storm On Saturn Wraps Around Entire Planet

Note: Much larger version HERE in case you're looking for an out-of-this-world (but not solar system) wallpaper. This is allegedly a real picture (although I have my...
July 7, 2011

Super Mario World/Earth Mashup Shirt

Wanna look as snazzy as Joe Cool here? Then you're gonna need to grab yourself a $20 'The Plumber's Empire' shirt from Go Ape. Ooooooooor throw on...
July 7, 2011

Faceybooks: Now With More Video Chat

Because if there's one thing my life's been missing, it's direction people I went to middle school with, bored out of their f***ing minds and deciding to...
July 6, 2011

Pokemon Wedding Cake And 151 OG Figurines

This is a Pokemon cake and 151 original character figurines made for someone's special day. And by special day I mean marriage, just so we're not confused...
July 6, 2011

Super Mario Stop-Motion Paper Animation

This is a 3:30 stop-motion paper animation featuring Mario in a bunch of one-off scenes from the difference games. It was created by animator Eric Power as...
July 6, 2011

One Minute Of Quadrocopter Crash & Burns

The University of Pennsylvania's GRASP Lab, in an attempt to subdue me so I don't bulldoze their building down, has posted a one minute video of their...
July 5, 2011

But He Was Bald: A Darth Vader Hairdryer

Because there's LITERALLY F***ING ZERO Star Wars merchandise George Lucas won't license if you line his pockets enough, here's a hairdryer styled after Darth Vader's iconic mask....
July 5, 2011

Avatar Guy, Now With 1,000% More Ass-Tats

Note: Uncensored (and squeezable looking!) buttcheeks after the jump. So yeah, Avatar tattoo guy decided to get some Na'vi (NOT navy) blue stripes flaming out from between...
July 4, 2011

HAAAAAAAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

I hope everyone's been enjoying their 4th of July weekend and not forgetting about the things that matter most this holiday: creating lasting memories with friends and...
July 4, 2011