David Martines is a nutjob who claims to have found a secret Martian base while using Google Earth to scan the red planet. You can go take a look yourself at coordinates 49'19.73"N 29 33'06.53"W if you're interested. I was going to, but then I realized Google Earth isn't browser-based and you have to download it. Aaaaaaaaaand that's when I started watching cat videos on Youtube. Per Cosmonaut Crazyf*** himself:
'I call it Bio-station Alpha, because I'm just assuming that something lives in it or has lived in it.
'It's very unusual in that it's quite large, it's over 700 feet long and 150 feet wide, it looks like it's a cylinder or made up of cylinders.
'It could be a power station or it could be a biological containment or it could be a glorified garage - hope it's not a weapon.
'It could be a way station for weary space travellers. It could also belong to NASA, I don't know that they would admit that.
He named it. That's cute. I dunno, this seems like a whole bunch of speculation for one crappy as shit screencap of a couple white pixels. Personally, I think dude's insane. Also, that it's actually the crashed Enterprise and the crew needs our help. I'M COMING, SPOOK!
Hit the jump for a video of a computer screen while dude talks all crazy.
Thanks to Jeff and Mycropht, neither of which wants to find shit on Uranus.