PR2, the creepy-as-f*** looking robot that comes with both male-pleasure and grocery bagging capabilities, is back at it, this time adding and mixing chocolate chip cookie ingredients. The video is sped up 20x though, and it still takes him 4-minutes, meaning it'd take over an hour to prepare the dough even prior to baking, making those prepackaged Pillsbury refrigerated rolls far more practical. Speaking of which -- God that shit is good. I'm not proud of it, but one time I ate an entire package in on sitting. I got diarrhea BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT.
This is a giant t-rex gingerbread cookie baked by Geekologie Reader Daniel in the hopes of milking a little extra presentry (wizardry in action!) out of ol' St. Nick when he squeezes his fat ass down the chimney this year. Good lookin', Daniel. Unfortunately, Santa isn't into... / Continue →
This is the custom Boba Fett mixer created by DeviantARTist tommyfilth (please, just bathe) while refurbishing the broken KitchenAid his wife bought him for Christmas (which, for the record, he requested -- she's not just some terrible gift-giver). Man, that thing would look g... / Continue →
This is a $20 set of Star Trek cookie cutters from ThinkGeek. Each cutter has a spring-loaded plunger that presses the design into the dough. And the designs are (drumroll please): the Federation logo, Klingon Empire logo, the USS Enterprise, a phaser, and the Vulcan salute ... / Continue →