This is a video of TRON guy Jay Maynards (as in, *kick* OOOOH MAYNARDS!) "performing" on 'America's Got Talent', a freakshow where three questionably talented judges gauge the talent of a bunch of weirdos. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Unfortunately for the Matrix or whatever, TRON guy performs about as well as a computer loaded with shifty porn site viruses and doesn't make the cut. Wow, who would've thought telling the story of how you became an internet celebrity ("OMG -- have you seen the picture of that fat guy in the TRON leotard?!?!") wouldn't be deemed talent-worthy? SPOILER: TRON Guy. :/
Because it's Friday and I have things to do this afternoon that don't involve being stuck in this office listening to my officemate brag about how laid he's gonna get this weekend despite the fact he and I both know he stands zero chance and is gonna wind up playing Star Wars: ... / Continue →
The Soup airing tonight on E! (10/9c) is gonna be taken over (infected?) by The Walking Dead and I'd like to be the first to say I wouldn't hesitate to drink Norman Reedus' bathwater. Also: pick all the hairs out of his bar of soap and glue them to my upper lip. This is a 2:3... / Continue →
Allegedly there are several LEGO-themed television shows in the works. What does this mean? It means THERE ARE SEVERAL LEGO-THEMED TELEVISION SHOWS IN THE WORKS. Geez, stop trying to read into things, this isn't a mystery novel.
Variety reports that reality TV producer Scot... / Continue →