Pure Unadulterated Sadness: TRON Guy Does 'America's Got Talent'. IT. GOES. HORRIBLY.
This is a video of TRON guy Jay Maynards (as in, *kick* OOOOH MAYNARDS!) "performing" on 'America's Got Talent', a freakshow where three questionably talented judges gauge the talent of a bunch of weirdos. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Unfortunately for the Matrix or whatever, TRON guy performs about as well as a computer loaded with shifty porn site viruses and doesn't make the cut. Wow, who would've thought telling the story of how you became an internet celebrity ("OMG -- have you seen the picture of that fat guy in the TRON leotard?!?!") wouldn't be deemed talent-worthy? SPOILER: TRON Guy. :/
Hit the jump for three full minutes of sadness.
Thanks to Evil Ares, who, based on the show, isn't convinced America's actually got any talent.