Every Sixty Seconds On The Internet...
A blogger turns to drugs & alcohol. And, 9 times out of 10, it's me. The other 1 time out of 10, The Superficial Writer drinks half a wine cooler and throws up.
NOTE: Larger version HERE because I heard you like big things.
This is a little infographic showing some of the things that happen on the internet every sixty seconds. As you can see, it's a lot. Mostly garbo. No word on the number of boner pill emails, but I get at least a couple myself (and save them!). Plus at least one Facebook friend request of somebody from my past that I don't care about, but will accept only to verify time has treated them as poorly as I imagined it would. OMG -- you gotta check out this chick I used to go to high school with! "You went to high school with Gollum?!" Yeaaaaaaaaah I think she's into meth. Now close the page quick before I get depressed.
Thanks to bartley, who told me he checks Geekologie at least once every sixty seconds. Daaaaaaaaaw. Wait -- bartley the guy who always types 'FIRST'? SONOFA!