The Eatensil is exactly what it sounds like. "An edible pencil?!" Okaaaaaaaay, maybe not. They really should have called it the Chopsitckpizzacuttersporknifewoodenthingybottleopener, which, I think we can all agree, really rolls off the tongue. Also, marbles when your mom pries your mouth open after asking if you've been eating your toys again. But I like they way they feel in my cheeks! One time I even got to go to the emergency room after stuffing four Hotwheels wheels up my nose! True story.
Thanks to Gretel, who should have left a trail of uncooked spaghetti noodles or something instead of bread.